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Sabtu, 19 September 2009

Senaman Selepas Raya

raya sampai. masa untuk makan rendang, dodol, lemang, tapai.

runsing dengan berat badan selepas makan? inilah senamannya.







Senaman untuk lengkungan pelvis






Senaman untuk mengurangkan lemak di punggung










Senaman untuk mengembangkan rambut

Sila ikuti guru senaman anda.


BEYONCE LIVE IN MALAYSIA

Date: Sunday, 25 October 2009Time: 8-10pm

Venue: National Stadium, Bukit Jalil, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Tickets: RM93 (free seating), RM183 (numbered seating), RM283, RM383, RM583.



Sila ajak pemuda PAS untuk turut serta dalam aktiviti senaman ini. agar kita semua dapat mengamalkan gaya hidup sihat selepas raya.

Ahad, 13 September 2009

Senaman Sebelum Berbuka Puasa

ini gua dapat dekat e-mail.dah lama simpan baru tergerak nak baca.

lepas buat sedikit research - tak tau ini cerita betul atau rekaan. ada yg kata student ini ialah albert einstein. ada yg kata student ini ialah APJ Abdul Kalam (bekas presiden india). masing-masing berebut kata student ini mewakili agama masing-masing.

tak kira student ini agama apa. tapi ada satu point untuk dituju kepada warga alai yang anti agama keh keh keh keh

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An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and.....

Prof: So you believe in God?

Student: Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?

Student: Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?

Student: Yes.

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?

(Student is silent.)

Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good?

Student: No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?

Student: From...God...

Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student: Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?

(Student does not answer.)

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student: Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?

(Student has no answer.)

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever

seen God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your

God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?

Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student: Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof: Yes.

Student: No sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even

more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But if
you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make
darkness darker, wouldn't you?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.

Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?

(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir.

With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

Ahad, 7 Jun 2009

Jangan Jadi Tuhan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyCqHI2HqoU&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4yWhvTmLHw&feature=channel (video penuh dah hilang - mungkin pasal video ni dah panas kat m2day - sampai IGP pun keluar komen)

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terasa nak nangis bila tengok video ni. teringat zaman asrama penuh. lebih kurang sama. adakah senior masa tu dah tengok dulu video ni gua pun tak tahu.

ada yang kata "kau tak kena,boleh la kau bising-bising sini"

ada yang kata "cuba mak kau ke, kakak kau ke yang jadi mangsa, mesti kau pun akan pukul macam tu"

ada yang kata "takpelah, biarlah, yang kena pukul tu pun bukan melayu pun"

video ni asalnya di post di malaysia today. gua tampal kat sini supaya berkongsi kita sesama alai dan berhujah. sesama kita melihat diri dan merendah diri. kalau betul suspek/tertuduh buat salah, apa buat kita spesial boleh hentam macam tu. nampak macam si pemukul pun sama jahat lah macam si pesalah.

masanya untuk berlaku adil. jangan jadi tuhan. dah ada banyak tuhan sembahan manusia.

p/s : macam ni pun kecoh-kecoh nak selamat kan palestin hahahaha macam takde beza je hahahaha

Rabu, 20 Mei 2009

panasss lagi hottt

panassss..panass....cuaca semakin panas....ada 2-3 hari hujan kebelakangan ini....tapi panas berpanjangan...bila nak gerimis mengundang(dah macam zamani slam pulak) hahahaha

suhu di luar 32 darjah. makcik gua baru balik mekah kata sana pun lagi panas 35-38 darjah.

blog alai pun semakin panasss....diskusi hal perkauman semakin panasss....sepanas aleeza kassim dalam cerita panas.....

zuli semakin panassss....lepas keluar laptop baru...keluar pula handphone baru.....

zito semakin panassss....pegi klcc dengan 4 awek sekali...fuhhh panassss....terer mat lembut sorang ni....

tapai ada awek tapi pandai cover line...tak sepanasss savvy merah...

citer bagak dengan datin K dah sejuk..panassss kan semula...ape citer mat terjah....

panas-panas macam ni dapat pizza free atau ayam panas pun syioookkkk....fuhh statement panasss ni...

mono keluar album baru...panassss...hati...duit takde...

kadak dengan loko join noh hujan jadi 'buterhujanfingers'....panas stage...

mahu citer panas lagi?....download la lagu pisang panas salih yakcob hahahaa...

Sabtu, 16 Mei 2009

Hari Belia 2009 - untuk belia poyo sahaja

duuhhhh...hari ni 15 may. hari belia malaysia - 15 may setiap tahun. apekejadah ni hari belia? alumni alai fuck hari belia malaysia. sorang pun tak ambil pot. kalau ikut PBB, international youth day ialah pada 12 august. kat malaysia ialah pada 15 may.

baca sini - berita hari belia.

tema tahun ini ialah "belia berwawasan penggerak kejayaan" ??? berapa banyak tema la nak kasi pecah kepala ke. dulu ada belia benci dadah. belia rakan muda. belia sayang najib. beliaKu beliaMu. ada slogan "Tak Nak!" lagi. ape lancau ni semua.siapa pun tak nak amik pot laahhh...slogan ke tema ke semua tak laku. bungkus. gulung campak sungai klang dengan sungai gombak.

pegi sambut hari belia tapi ada rasmi-rasmi. siap ada tema. yang hadir ialah majlis belia malaysia,gpms,belia 4b,belia felda, persatuan pelajar islam.semua organisasi/persatuan ini adalah mat ampu. kaki bodek. belia skema. tukang kipas. carburetor dung meraikan golongan ini dengan menyanyi "jilat! mari menyanyi menjilat! jilat sampai berkilat!"

majlis rasmi-rasmi kena pakai baju batik. baca ikrar. akujanji semua. baju batik kasi free pun takde orang nak pakai. yang pakai baju batik ni semua golongan bodek. lepas tu ada ucapan bodek berjela-jela. mat belia bodek semangat tepuk tangan. habis rasmi mat belia bodek siap berebut nak cium tangan menteri.

ini memang rakan muda bodek. memang sampai berkilat habis. inilah budaya mat belia yang disanjung tinggi. pakai smart,berdasi setiap masa, seluar berseterika, baju polo jaur-jalur, pakai kemeja persatuan ada cop ayam la pangkat la.

itulah golongan belia terpuji yang bakal senang nak menambat hati ibu mertua. selain daripada golongan bodek ini, mereka akan dicaci , dihina, dimaki, dan digelar macam-macam, i.e. mat rempit, mat black metal, mat ganja, mat lembut.

ironinya yang dicaci, dimaki, dihina inilah semua golongan yang cool untuk orang muda. mat belia bodek itu semua adalah orang muda biologi tapi mentaliti tua.

orang muda yang cool inginkan pengalaman. mereka bereksperimen. mencuba sesuatu yang baru. mereka mahu enjoy dan fun. semua pengalaman penting untuk bernostalgia di hari tua.

pegi majlis najib boring. pegi gig baru cool. dengar ucapan abu shah boring. pegi dengar sajak pyanhabib (seorang YB di negara demokrasi) dengan sajak rahmat haron (dreadlock) baru cool. pakai seluar berseterika macam nak pegi meminang. pakai jeans koyak baru cool. pakai kemeja putih macam belia 4B. pakai t-shirt anti ISA baru cool.

pegi konsert baru cool. pegi merempit baru best. tengok wayang berdua baru syok. tak main la sibuk-sibuk nak cium tangan menteri. cium pipi awek dalam cinema hall la layan.

budaya belia bodek ini menyebabkan golongan muda lain menyampah untuk berorganisasi dan berpersatuan secara 'official'. sebab itu belia benci dadah tak laku. rakan muda tak terjual.

golongan muda berpayung di bawah indie movement. ada yang bergerak melalui merempit. mereka berasosiasi mengikut minat yang sama. tetapi, mereka ini juga bukanlah golongan rebel kerana ramai yang hanya mengikut arus. yang bagusnya, semua golongan ini menyampah dan menentang budaya bodek oleh mat belia.

walau bagaimanapun, gerakan/movement golongan muda ini begitu senang dimanipulasi dan dihentam. tengok mat rempit - dimanipulasi oleh parti politik umno. dimanipulasi oleh idea perkauman, i.e. pekida,pewaris,perkasa. tengok musician indie - dihentam dengan tuduhan dadah dan black metal.

golongan muda ini adalah golongan paling lemah dalam struktur kelas masyarakat. itulah sebabnya senang dihentam dan dibantai. mahasiswa pula dirantai dengan AUKU. akibatnya- ramai yang lemah telah putus asa menjadi golongan muda. mereka ini menjadi mat belia bodek yang bermentaliti tua dan menyambut hari belia setiap tahun di stadium. (setakat kibar-kibar bendera, patriotik sangat la tuh)

justeru, apa yang perlu dilakukan ialah bangkit dan lawan! biar dituduh keras kepala asal jangan jadi mat bodek. biar dituduh selekeh asal jangan jadi mat skema. biar dituduh kurang ajar asal jangan jadi mat ampu. jangan hanya mengikut arus.

lawan supaya gerakan orang muda kuat dan boleh memberi impak maksima (bukan cerita tv tu) dan suara yang boleh menggugat. sampai bila harus kita tungu? bila kah sampai waktu? bila golongan muda dan mahasiswa akan kuat seperti kejadian Paris 1968?

jawapanya ialah seperti kata zach de la rocha (rage against the machine) dalam lagu guerilla radio.

"theres no better place than here"
"theres no beter time than now"